ALAS! My soul! *howls at the moon* MY SOUL IS DARK AND TAINTED FOR A MAN UNDER MY COMMAND DURING THE WAR RAPED A YOUNG WOMAN AND I DIDN'T PREVENT IT. She is more noble than I am and we are not equal at all, although she is the daughter of an earl and I'm the son of an earl and even if I'm a noble war hero who's been granted a barony for my brave deeds.

Bella's beauty! Her wit! The way she makes me FEEL things I haven't felt since they almost sawed off my legs in the war! I can't contains my feels! MY FEEEEEEEEEELS! *shakes fist in despair*

John: *engages in a soliloquy* I.I'm uncommonly attracted to her. *A dark room with lots of dark curtains and candles, there might as well be thunderstorms outside and shit to make it look appropriately dark, too* I MEAN IT,īella: *most definitely not going away* Ok *_* *sighs* John: WHAT THE FUCK WOMAN? I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU. John: HEY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON MY LAND?! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!! RAWR!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!īella: *_* OH MY GOD I'M IN LOVE BUT IF ONLY I CAN FIND SOMEONE WHO REALLY UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!!!!!!!! _ I'm also considered a bluestocking who loves to read and I have suitors from dukes to viscounts falling all over my feet. Lord John Blackwood: a grumpy, self-flagellating war veteranīella: *sigh* Woe is me! WOE IS ME! I am the daughter of an earl, child of two doting parents, with a beloved older brother, a huge dowry, and an ancient and noble lineage. Lady Arabella Blydon (Bella): a lovely and (allegedly) brilliant young woman It is because I value your love so highly that I do not accept it.'

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